cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

(via lower-level-misfit)

neopats:

[mom voice] targé

(via condom)

ripstudwell:

officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle

(Source: nishlo, via condom)

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

(via orgasm)

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

(via crystallized-teardrops)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via crystallized-teardrops)